A very good morning or afternoon or night to ladies and gentlemen.....Welcome to Lost Identity...The place where you can find your lost identity...
This time I have decided not to make so many entrances before i start....I must get straight to the point...
2 hours later... (still speaking) Therefore a Toyota is much better than that red car. The red one is not a good quality car...
Ehh.... out of topic already.... Like I have a topic yet.... XD So were was I....Oh ok....
My topic for today will be......something....major...HAPPENING recently......My topic is.......is.......the word...."BORED" Yes...bored it is.... It is already written all over my blog...hehehe
There are so many questions regarding the word bored.. How insane can one go when he or she is bored? Can boredom really kill people? Why is there even a word...BORED? What is it trying to tell us?
Bored is not even a fascinating topic to talk about. XD Then why am i still talking about it? ooo......
I think I am experiencing it...what a bad experience..
Boredom is a very scary word and a serious matter....
RECENTLY....there is a new disease spreading.....worst then SARS or even bird flu...
IT IS THE BOREDOM DENGUE...When one is infected by the disease....oh gosh....wonder what will happen to him or her... By the way it is infectious and can be spread just by looking at other people with the sick look of theirs......
Let's move on to the symptoms of the boredom dengue....hem....
Usually, one will start by freaking out...later the person will shout and scream like a wild creature perhaps a monkey or a chimpanzee. The temperature of a person infected by boredom dengue is the same as the people not infected. So it is rather hard to differentiate them..Be careful....
Next, one will try to experiment new things...Woah...Mind boiling stuffs, insane, freaky stuff. Stuffs beyond your wildest imagination.....I don't think you want any examples....Later I am afraid you might not be able to sleep.....
Ah....Let's move on to prevention and cure. Wonder if a flu mask works...Nope....definitely not.......Ah ha! I think i found the solution to your problems... To counter the boredom poison you need an antidote...I have finally came out with the antidote . To get the antidote you must pay Rm 3.00 to me via..... BAM! fainted* XD
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The writer was hit in the head by an unidentified flying object.....And is not unable to continue writing.....
Hi! I am the writer's brain..I shall continue his entry from here.....The truth is the writer does not have a antidote.But I can tell you where to find it....The antidote lies within yourself. Just open your mind and imagination and let it run free.....let it kill your virus....Boredom dengue virus... Just be optimistic and fun activities will come to you....like a gun shooting?
REMEMBER!Prevent yourself from getting infected by this disease...... Prevention is better than cure...so start preventing today! GO GO!
That would be all for now~ SEE ya soon~
waking up*
URgh...Ahh..??
Where am I? EHHH? finish already? That's too sad...
Oh well...all's well ends well.. Get your antidote today for only RM 3.00! BAm~~
once again the writer passed out....
Narrator: Till then! Have a pleasant day!